V1: THE SERIOUS VERSION

By participating in/reading my coaching service/website/blog/email series, you acknowledge that I am not a licensed psychologist, nutritionist, running coach, physical trainer or health care professional and my services do not replace the care of psychologists or other healthcare professionals. Coaching is in no way to be construed or substituted as psychological counseling or any other type of therapy or medical advice. I will at all times exercise my best professional efforts, skills and care. However, I cannot guarantee the outcome of coaching efforts and/or recommendations on my website/blog/email series and my comments about the outcome are expressions of opinion only. I cannot make any guarantees other than to deliver the coaching services and digital products purchased as described.

V2: THE CHEEKY, NO BULLSHIT VERSION

I’m effing good at what I do. I’ve got the street cred. The experience. The skills. And the qualifications. However, we should probably give a group nod to the fact that I am not a licensed psychologist, nutritionist, running coach, physical trainer or health care professional, and my services don’t replace the care of psychologists or other healthcare professionals. With that comes the standard eye-glaze inducing disclaimer that, no, I cannot actually guarantee the outcome of our coaching efforts and/or recommendations on my website/blog/email series/digital products, and my comments about the outcome are expressions of (my very personal) opinion only. I can guarantee you this, however: I will do my best to coach you and to provide you with crazy amounts of actionable value in a fun, judgment-free way, and I’ll do everything in my power to help as we work together.